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I never set out to pinch anyone's bloke, let alone Nina's. The day it all started, picking up a bloke was the last thing on my mind. Even I don't go out on the pull in manky old combats, a sweater that's seen better days. All I was thinking of, that drizzly afternoon, was calling it a day and finding a cab home. Having started off in mistlike fashion, the drizzle had moved up a gear, as if it were thinking about turning to proper rain.At this point I was just up the road from Covent Garden, with drizzled-on hair, arms coming out of their sockets, and a jumper starting to smell of wet Shetland sheep. That was when I saw Nina, coming out of some smart little restaurant, with a bloke on her arm.
If I can misquote Jane Austen here, it is a truth universally acknowledged that if you are fated to bump into someone like Nina when you haven't seen her for four years and don't particularly want to ever again, you'll be looking like a pig's breakfast.
While she'll be looking like, well, like a Sunday Times fashion shoot of some taupey thing in silk and cashmere. Only about six paces away, she was talking and laughing in her silver-tinkle way to the bloke, who was holding her umbrella up to stop her getting drizzled on. The last time I'd seen her (at a wedding four years back) she'd had some tall, dark specimen in tow. I hadn't been particularly impressed - to me he'd seemed just a bit plastic , somehow. I don't quite know what it was with this onehe wasn't classically good-looking, exactly, but there was definitely no plastic and the spark hit me at once.

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E kore ahau whakaturia atu ki te whakawiri o tetahi bloke, kia anake Nina o. Ko te ra te reira katoa tīmata, kato ake te bloke ko te mea whakamutunga i runga i toku ngakau. Ahakoa e kore e ahau i haere atu i runga i te hutiraa i roto i nga whawhai tawhito manky, he poraka e ngā kite ra pai. Katoa I whakaaro ahau o, e drizzly i karanga te reira ahiahi, he ra, me te kimi i te kapa te kāinga. Ka tīmata atu i roto i te ahua mistlike, te neke mōnehunehu i runga i te taputapu, me te mea i feruri i te reira e pā ana ki te tahuri ki te rain.At tika tenei wāhi ko ahau tika ake te ara i Covent Garden, ki drizzled-i runga i te huruhuru, ringa e haere mai ana i roto i o ratou turanga, me te ou'a tīmata ki te hongi ki o mākū hipi Shetland. I, no te kitenga e ahau Nina, e haere mai ana i roto i te tahi mau wharekai iti atamai, ki te bloke i runga i tana ringa.
Ki te taea e ahau te Misquote Jane Austen konei, he mea Pauroa te whakaae he pono e ki e hū koe ki te puku ki te tangata kia rite ki Nina, no te wahapu koe 'kite t mo te wha tau ona, a e kore e hiahia ake Ngā ano ki, ka kia titiro koutou, ano he parakuihi o te poaka.
Ahakoa ka e titiro ia rite, pai, kia rite ki te manga ahua Rātapu Times o te tahi mau mea i roto i te Taupey te hiraka me te Cashmere. E ono anake e pā ana ki hokoi atu, i ia e korero ana, me te kata i roto i tona ara hiriwa-rangona ki te bloke, i pupuri nei ia ia hamarara ake ki te mutu pae ia drizzled i runga i. Ko te wa whakamutunga akonga kitea e ahau ia (i te marena e wha nga tau hoki) i hiahia ia etahi roroa, tauira pouri i roto i te muka. Kihai hoki ahau i tautefito maere - ki te whakaaro ahau e ia hinaaro noa te kirihou moka, te hopoia. Tino e kore ahau e mohio ki te mea ko taua mea ki tenei onehe kihai i pai-titiro classically, rite, engari i reira ko tino kahore he kirihou me te mura i kotahi patua ahau.